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“how about a hug, hm?”

FIVE WORD PROMPTS.  |  ACCEPTING.
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            ❛        THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH that shit, man, i KNEW you were gay for me. .. i mean, not that i BLAME you. ❜ 
singlesighted-deactivated202007

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

FIVE WORD PROMPTS.  |  ACCEPTING.
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           ❛       JESUS, KID; if i didn’t KNOW YOU SO WELL i might have gotten some HURT fucking feelings just now. why don’t you calm the hell down, quit beatin’ around the bush and fucking TELL ME what the hell’s going on with you–? seriously, i’m not just bustin’ your giant, man-sized balls this time around – i wanna know. ❜ 
mxdam-a

writes her name on him :)

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      fiber and muscle HARDEN beneath the STING of sudden cold; bringing living flesh, warm flesh, ( DIVINE ) flesh to twitch slightly; all the while, his demeanor does not falter. on the contrary, dare the king LEAN himself into the writing instrument’s biting ink.

       ❛          OH, I LOVE ME A WOMAN who is possessive–! yes sir, someone who is NOT AFRAID to say what shit is HER. SHIT. .. and damn, anyone ever tell you you got some beautiful handwriting, my dear–? hell, i’d let you write… all over me. ❜  
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*literally just signs her name in obnoxiously large letters*

GRAB A MARKER AND WRITE ON NEGAN! | ACCEPTING.
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       chestnut gaze narrows, && though algid INK against warm flesh draws his expression into a light grimace; there is a GRIN ever-ready to pull harshly into ( ALMIGHTY ) features.

     ❛          YOU MARKIN’ YOUR TERRITORY, baby–? that’s cool, i can fuckin’ get down with that. ❜  

five word prompts 

an-exotic-writer:

[inspired by this]

  • “actually… i just miss you.”
  • “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
  • “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
  • “and then everything just disappears.”
  • “and where do i go?”
  • “anyone could tell from here.”
  • “are you finishing that or…?”
  • “are you stupid or stupid?”
  • “anything, just call me, okay?”
  • “bitch better have my money.”
  • “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
  • “but did you do it?”
  • “call me now. it’s urgent.”
  • “can’t you listen to me?”
  • “cross that. don’t answer that.”
  • “don’t even think about it.”
  • “don’t you dare walk away.”
  • “do it. i dare you.”
  • “did you think i forgot?”
  • “eventually… you just move on.”
  • “even if you still do.”
  • “everything will fall into place.”
  • “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
  • “for once, i need you.”
  • “for once… i was right.”
  • “for once… i was wrong.”
  • “forget i even asked you.”
  • “forget it. you fucking suck.”
  • “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
  • “fuck off. i mean it.”
  • “give and take. that’s life.”
  • “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
  • “have you lost your mind?”
  • “hello? it’s me. i was-”
  • “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
  • “here’s a glass of whatever.”
  • “how about a hug, hm?”
  • “how about you make me?”
  • “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
  • “i can’t be around you.”
  • “i don’t need you, really.”
  • “i don’t need this now.”
  • “is this your first time?”
  • “it’s just a cut, really.”
  • “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
  • “i said i love you.”
  • “just don’t fuck it up.”
  • “just… come back alive, okay?”
  • “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
  • “kick his ass for me.”
  • “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
  • “life really sucks. feel better.”
  • “letting go hurts… a lot.”
  • “let me live, will you?”
  • “no, i don’t need you.”
  • “nothing can hurt me now.”
  • “nothing matters anymore to me.”
  • “okay it was me… so?”
  • “people lie all the time.”
  • “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
  • “please, you can’t die now.”
  • “please don’t leave me alone.”
  • “quiet. they can hear us.”
  • “quick! give me your phone!”
  • “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
  • “quit it or i’ll bite.”
  • “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
  • “really? do i look stupid?”
  • “real smooth, tripping over air.”
  • “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
  • “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
  • “seriously? give me a break.”
  • “so… what are we now?”
  • “so… did you miss me?”
  • “so… can we go eat?”
  • “so… when’s the next flight?”
  • “so… how did everything go?”
  • “sometimes, i wish you died.”
  • “so what? you did it.”
  • “time passes slower without you.”
  • “then what do you suggest?”
  • “the fuck? who are you?”
  • “then you tell me why.”
  • “this is not working out.”
  • “this isn’t what i wanted.”
  • “this is all a fucking disaster.”
  • “when did it all happen?”
  • “who knew you’d be here?”
  • “why do i even bother?”
  • “why do i love you?”
  • “why didn’t you tell me?”
  • “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
  • “you can’t be here now.”
  • “you look like an accident.”
  • “you really need to go.”
  • “you know who to call.”
  • "zero fucks given. next please.”
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’ fuck you right back. ’

"FUCK” SENTENCE STARTERS. |  NO LONGER ACCEPTING.
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         ❛        WHOO-HOO-HOO, LOOK AT THIS BADASS–! no DICE, daryl, wrong answer AGAIN. you are just no good at this game, man.. every time you pull the lever and BAM–! none of the pictures on the screen just can ever seem to match for you. ah, what dumb asshole. it’s back in the BOX for you, bud. ❜ a single, open palm raises to CLAP-CLAP–! against dixon’s shoulder hard, 
                  ( almost too hard, dare he nearly bring the animal to stumble against weakened knees and TIRED feet. ) 

      though caress soon transcends into a FISTFUL of garb, && the single shove of hardened forearm LURCHES the other’s mass into expectant, constraining hands of
             ( negan, negan, negan and negan ) 

                                                                                 ❛ enjoy. ❜

crimeblogger

’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ( john is so tired, bones, he's So Tired™ )

FUCK SENTENCE STARTERS. |  NO LONGER ACCEPTING.
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       ❛         WELL EXCUSE THE SHIT .. outta me, john; i didn’t REALIZE all my sexy-ass stories were offending your sweet, innocent little BRITISH ears–! what’s the matter, man, you jealous–? finally starting to REALIZE what you’re missing out on while you’re knocking your dick together with that dude’s–? .. the shit’s his name again–? ❜  

bold  what  your  muse  CAN  do   ————   REPOST ,  don’t  reblog .

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bake  a  cake  from  scratch   |   ride  a  horse  |   drive  a  submarine   |   speak  a  second  language |  dance |   catch  a  fish |   play  an  instrument  |  throw  a  punch  |   build  a  deck   |   ice  skate   |   unclog  a  drain  |   program  a  computer   |   change  a  flat  tire  |  fire  a  gun |  sew   |   juggle   |  play  poker  |   paint   |   fly  a  kite   |   sculpt  |   write  poetry   |   change  a  diaper   |   sing   |   shoot  a  bow  &  arrow  |   ride  a  bike  | swim   |   sail  a  boat  |   do  a  back  flip |   play  chess | give  cpr  |   pitch  a  tent  |   flirt   | stitch  a  wound |   read  palms   | use  chopsticks  |   write  in  cursive  /  calligraphy   |   use  an  electric  drill  | braid  hair |   make  a  campfire |   make  a  mixed  drink  |   do  sudoku  puzzles |   wrap  a  gift   |   give  a  good  massage   |   jump - start  a  car   |   roll  their  tongue  |   magic  tricks   |   do  yoga |   tie  a  tie |  skip  a  rock   |   shuffle  a  deck  of  cards   |   read  morse  code | pick  a  lock .    

tagged  by   :   i stole this from someone but i literally cannot remember who
tagging   :  any of y’all who wanna ( aka YOU! ) 

MUSE’S WORST TRAITS.

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aggressive / callous / cannibal / careless / compulsive / cowardly / domineering / envious / greedy / hypocritical / impatient / impolite / incompetent / kidnapper / lazy / liar / materialistic / murderer / obsessive / overcritical / overemotional / patronising / sarcastic / self-indulgent / serial killer / torturer / touchy / traitorous / unclean / unpredictable / untidy / vain / vengeful

TAGGED BY: @vicemirrored​ ( aka “totally not gay” ) 
TAGGING: i’m lazy, so i’m going to just indirectly tag everyone !! have at it. 

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Writes 'salty prick' on his forehead

GRAB A MARKER AND WRITE ON NEGAN! | ACCEPTING.
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      a single, descending glance unto what AREA lies below the belt, && dark brows ascend to furrow flesh. leaning back at the waist draws an elongated  g r o a n  of stressed leather into the air  ( && a wolfish grin TUGS at the corners of bearded mouth. ) 

        ❛          NOT OVERLY SALTY AT the moment, but there is ALWAYS time for that–! .. not with you, though; jesus, kid. i mean seriously, ever heard of prick on someone your own size–? ❜  

you push me

"You see, Rick.. whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the NEW WORLD ORDER.
And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid -- which you MAY very well be, you can UNDERSTAND it. You ready?
Here goes.
PAY ATTENTION."

and push me

NEGAN.

Independent, Selective, Mutually Exclusive.
AMC based.
Triggering, violent content warning.
OC, AU && Crossover friendly.

and push me

Established April 4th, 2017.
As penned (poorly) by Bones.

PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE FOLLOWING.