▶    W I D O W   ( summoned a savior. )

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 a single STEP of elongated gait shall  d r a w  the savior in close, ( WICKED KING, VENOMOUS REGIME TONGUE SLICK WITH POISON: PUT A FILTER OVER YOUR EARS–! ) 

         ❛       GOD DAMN,  darlin’, can you BELIEVE your people actually pawned you off as dead–? i mean, they dug your ass a GRAVE and everything, pretended to be sad, moping around asking me if i wanted to PAY MY RESPECTS – how FUCKED UP is that–? and for what–? so your.. dead husband - and damn, i do apologize for that, by the way - can KEEP you all to his self–? his DEAD self–?
                             see, i just don’t think that’s fair–! so i’m gonna OFFER you something, and it ain’t a one time only deal, i know you might.. need some time to process it, but uh – how would you feel about MARRYING  me–? and keep in mind, i could .. REALLY make it worth your while. ❜

▶    G U N S  A - B L A Z IN ‘   ( summoned a savior. )

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        ❛        DARLIN’, I AM GONNA ASK  you ONE MORE TIME to get that goddamn GUN outta my face, or my men will blow you to shit and because you are SMOKING hot and clearly have the lady nuts the size of lion balls, i REALLY don’t wanna see that shit go down, alright–? 
                              so how about you just put it the fuck down and we all play this out real nice. seein’ as this is your only shot, and i WILL NOT be asking you again, i suggest you do it. ❜

▶    M I S S   S M A R T Y   P A N T S   ( summoned a savior. )

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           ❛         MAN OH MAN, YOU SURE  got me just WRAPPED around your little finger – and it’s not even a man and woman thing..
                                                  i mean, if you had a dick i would STILL have these feelings. ❜

▶    W A T S O N  ( summoned a savior. )

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       dark brows ASCEND, && though ebony booted feet remain STAGNANT on the ground, dare the wolf bend at the waist until visage is CLOSE, until leather whines..
                                                       ( && he may  l o w e r  his voice to a soft rumble. ) 

         ❛        SO WHAT, LIKE.. – you and that sherlock prick are.. y’know, gay for each other, right–? i mean, hey, NO JUDGMENTS–! if you find pleasure in getting dicked up the ass, man, that is one HUNDRED percent on you – in fact, i almost prefer it. HA, at least i won’t have to worry about finding you rubbin’ down and dirty with one of my wives and having to burn your face off, right–? ❜

▶    S T R A N G E R .

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❛ technically, YES - not that brightly though. just healing, that’s all.❜

HINT OF CONCERN arises on porcelain features; concealment was always of importance, even with a decaying realm like this - but he saw. Giving false stories proved to be more difficult to weave and create when one witnessed actions personally than not.

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    an instantaneous, single STEP of retreat beckons the wolf away. && though wired DAMSEL at his side doth sway with a weight that bears no BURDEN upon an appendage accustomed to her weight,
                   ( dark eyebrows pull in close, GNAWING a crevice into the brow. )

      the king ALLOWS his queen to remain stagnant at his side; though there lucille be, nevertheless, loyal and more than prepared to lap – quenched – at the blood of any who THREATENS her mate. 

          ❛        DAMN, HONEY; PLEASE DO not tell me you got bit, i can honestly say i will be VERY fucking put out; especially after that cool ass shit that just went down. ❜

▶    C A S T L E  ( summoned a savior. ) 

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          ❛       AWH, FRANK.. SEE, MAN – y’know, i really.. and i mean i REALLY did not want to do this. but y’a gave me no choice, at this point, i mean what would YOU do in my position–? see, you don’t gotta answer that, either, because i .. i think we BOTH know the rules here. we both know that there are CONSEQUENCES to our actions. … well, to YOUR actions. duh, i obviously would not be punishing.. MYSELF. that’s some kinky shit.
                                  …  i dunno, maybe you’re IN to that sort of thing, i mean, to each his own. anyway, let’s get down to business, here. ❜

▶    S T R A N G E R ( summoned a savior. ) 

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           ❛        WHOA–! .. DID YOU – did you just.. glow in the dark–? hold on one, goddamn minute, here; because it really seems to ME that you, my dear, just GLOWED in the fuckin’ dark, that was hands DOWN the coolest shit i have ever seen–! ❜

▶    S T R A N G E R ( summoned a savior. ) 

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   a swift PIVOT on the heel whirls the  w o l f  ‘ s  mass about, casting a whirl of soil DRIED TO DUST from beneath dark boots.
                 ( && dare a single, gloved appendage RAISE wired maiden into the air, until steel and gloss glint threateningly into the air; forcing proximity betwixt the king from nameless visage. ) 

            ❛       SHIT, MAN, ‘YOU ALWAYS.. doin’ that thing where you SNEAK UP on people all creepy and quiet as hell–? because that shit right there, my friend, is NOT cool–! i could’a killed you just now, and i don’t even know your damn NAME yet. ❜

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"You see, Rick.. whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the NEW WORLD ORDER.
And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid -- which you MAY very well be, you can UNDERSTAND it. You ready?
Here goes.
PAY ATTENTION."

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NEGAN.

Independent, Selective, Mutually Exclusive.
AMC based.
Triggering, violent content warning.
OC, AU && Crossover friendly.

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Established April 4th, 2017.
As penned (poorly) by Bones.

PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE FOLLOWING.